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  • xu1
    03-25 09:47 AM
    Thank you for taking up such a good cause!

    I have one suggestion for the website.. Search engines are usually parameters-averse. For instance Google claims they may stop crawling if the links have too many parameters. The non-forum part of this Joomla powered website mostly utilize &s and ?s parameters in the URL.

    The Joomla installation comes with an SEF component that converts &s and ?s into comma-separated directory structures.. You guys can turn it on in the admin panel. The conversion makes the URL look even uglier but it is at least SEF-compliant. Or there are other third party Joomla components that do a better job (though may require slightly more tuning)

    Ed: Moved to new thread. Please start a new thread when you want start a new topic.





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  • manand24
    10-25 03:31 PM
    I think that it is very common to get the EAD card with Finger Prints not available printed. I do not think that you should be worried too much about this.





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  • designserve
    09-05 06:17 PM
    Do I really need to go and get this stamping??I have a valid petition till June 09....Is there a necessity to go and get the stamping?
    I booked an appointment only thinking that the recent I94 shows a date of Oct 1 08.





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  • sideeque
    12-15 04:26 PM
    Thanks for the responses.



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  • sounakc
    10-13 10:56 AM
    can you give me the USCIS mailing address where you posted your wife's application. I am in the same situation a bit confused about their mailing address.

    thanks





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  • parablergh
    09-01 04:55 PM
    You will need to file an I-824 (USCIS - Application for Action on an Approved Application or Petition (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=dd153591ec04d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCR D&vgnextchannel=db029c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD)).

    Please note that these applications typically take 3-5 months. Current processing time at USCIS: CSC is three months.



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  • mhathi
    10-18 06:13 AM
    yes. AC21 is a provision to allow you to change employers without affecting ur 485. It has nothing to do with work authorization. Your authorization can come from ead or h1 transfer.





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  • Blog Feeds
    02-07 08:30 AM
    When it comes to the Visa Waiver program, clients often ask me, what happens when a Visa Waiver traveler who is in the U.S. visits a third, non-adjacent country, and then seeks to return to the U.S.? Do they receive a new 90-day period upon re-entering the United States? What if they go to Mexico or Canada or another adjacent country?

    According to the CBP, An alien admitted into the United States under the Visa Waiver Program (VWP) who departs to visit a third country other than contiguous territory or an adjacent island and then returns to the United States to apply for admission as a temporary visitor for business or pleasure under the VWP, would receive a new 90-period of admission if he is found to be admissible.

    If the same alien traveled only to foreign contiguous territory or an adjacent island, he would generally be readmitted for the balance of his original period of admission if found to be admissible. An alien is this situation may request to be admitted for a new 90-day period and be admitted for that new period if slbe is found to be admissible.

    Please note that any VWP applicant for admission must establish his admissibility to the satisfaction of the inspecting CBP officers. An alien seeking a new 90-day period of admission under the VWP after departing the United States to "visit" a third country should expect to undergo greater scrutiny than most other VWP applicants. So this is possible but expect a tough time trying to get back in.




    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2011/02/san_diego_immigration_lawyer_v_1.html)



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  • saimrathi
    07-03 12:00 PM
    I have sent in my I-140 + 485.. SO i hope that they accept the 140s atleast... I hope they dont outright refuse the boxes... Atleast I haven't seen anythin about refusal on UPS website yet ..





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  • pnayak
    01-11 12:20 PM
    Hi All,

    I had a question regarding the relationship between the number h1b transfers and green card process. I've heard some people say that if you have transferred H1b to many companies then the green card process will be delayed because USCIS needs to be convinced that you will be continuing with the same employer. Is this true or does it really not matter how many times you change employers it doesn't effect the green card process.

    I have already transferred once. I am thinking of transferring one or possible two more times but am just worried about how this will effect the green card application process.

    Thanks,
    Purushotham Nayak



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  • kirupa
    08-19 01:02 PM
    Ah, that won't really be possible unfortunately by applying it directly to Frame. The Frame is basically a window through which you view the world (XAML pages loaded into it). It has no real control over what gets loaded - it is only a spectator.

    What you can do is specify a transition effect on each XAML that plays when that page loads. The end result is that tour frame will display a transition effect, but that transition effect would have been entirely defined in the page that gets loaded instead of having it live on the single page containing the Frame.

    :)





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  • angelic
    February 26th, 2004, 10:53 PM
    I normally would say to fill the frame ..which you have done. But in this case, maybe if you had pulled back a little further, it may have given some reference to what it is. So...what is it? ;)



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  • kannan_28
    08-03 01:18 PM
    Hello Friends,

    I am a new member and i am planning to join company. How long will take to tranfer visa from AAA to BBB? and one more doubt, is there any limitation to file Labour because i haven't file labour by current company. my new company may be filling my labour would take 3 to 4 months. is that making any problem to file labour after few months?

    please clarify my doubts.

    thanks,
    kannan.





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  • ajay
    11-30 10:03 PM
    Why don't you go and get the visa stamped in chennai consulate or wherever it is applicable to you.
    If you have an AP you don't have to worry about anything since you can use it when you come back.



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  • busybee2512
    06-14 12:01 PM
    I went to graduate school in the US, (majored in Architecture) and was on an F1 visa from the period 2006-2009.I graduated in Aug 2008 and applied for an H1 through a consultancy firm.The petition for an H1 visa was approved, but I decided to return back home anyway and came home in 2009.

    2 weeks ago, I visited the States for a week for a conference on a B1/B2 visa. I eventually want to return to the States and work there and therefore, need advice in this regard...

    Given that my petition for an H1 has been approved, will the company that offers me employment have to reapply for an H1 for me?Or can the H1 be transferred from the Consultant company(that got me the H1), to the new company easily?!


    Any help in this matter will be highly appreciated!
    Thanks!





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  • desi3933
    02-09 12:00 PM
    I am changing my job on H1B. I have I-140 approved with present company. What documents do I need to have to keep my old priority date? I have copy of I-140 approval notice. Do I need to have copy of labor certification as well?


    copy of I-140 approval notice


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    Not a legal advice.



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  • lj_rr
    05-21 09:01 PM
    Let us say someone has changed employers after 180 days of 485 application and has no plans to invoke AC21(which is optional) .

    1)What is the process to switch attorneys(from Attorney A to Attorney B)?
    OR alternatively
    2)If we don't want to choose a new attorney, but want all the communictation(such as RFE to come to you), What is the process ?


    I read somewhere that you can do this by filing a new G-28, but not sure of the step by step process and the documentation needed.

    Appreciate as much details as possible from someone who did this.
    Sorry, if this info is already in the forum.





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  • sanju_eb3
    12-08 11:38 PM
    I love Chand Nawab calling people "Barwah" and "Baygarath" :).

    I almost died of laughing :D.





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  • kotivella
    07-28 11:18 AM
    485 : Pending
    140- Approved in year 2006
    Current status: Working on EAD

    I left my GC Sponsered company in Oct 2008 and started working on EAD.. >> Filled AC21 in N0v 2008 thru a consulting company >>

    Got RFE on employment verification on May 2009.. replied and have no comments from USCIS yet.. (assuming everything is okay as their repsonse time 60 days elapsed)

    Now got rolled out from project and no paycheck form since june 2009

    and Now found a project but the vendor wont do corp-to-corp..but only W2...

    THIS CASE CAN I JOIN WITH this Vendor ON W2 With out applying for one more AC21??

    Appreciate your ideas.. thanks lot





    keerthisagar
    04-28 12:14 PM
    Recently my company got acquired by another company. Co A had filed for my LC, and was approved in Feb 09, and my i140 was filed in EB3 in Sept 09. Co B wants to keep me, and I will continue the same job. My H1 has also been transferred to Co B. My question is:
    will there be any effect on my LC and I140? If so, what happens to my PD (Nov 08)





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    07-26 10:02 AM
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